
Real Estate – The Searles Castle has towered over the town of Great Barrington, Massachusetts for 120 years, its seven turrets and blue dolomite exterior creating a fortress at the end of Main Street. Now, the French chateau-style castle is for sale -- a $15 million property joining a small niche of the world's luxury real estate market.
If you can swing it (the castle), you can get your own dragon, just a small additional expense! Get one left over from Chinese New Year next year, cheap! Digging a moat might set you back some, though, and the permits for the crocs might be daunting to obtain.
No one who is going to buy a castle will want a Chinese Dragon. I mean seriously, why would you want a Dragon that looked all cartoon like? Give me one of those Western Dragons anyday.
Now what I would be shopping for if I had that castle. Would be to look for the color dragons. You know like have a Black Dragon for Holloween. A Green and Red ones on the walls for Christmas blowing their fire and acid breath creating a beautiful dispaly of presents and candy with smiling children in the background.
And on New Years at the Stroke of Midnight. You could have Platnium and Gold Dragons showering everyone with small amounts of treasure for the coming of the New Year.
Oh well, back to reality. Where is that F'n remote?
Well, this is great news!
The lease on my one bedroom is coming up and the castle just entered the market. Since God knows that I've always wanted to live in a castle this has gotta be a sign from above!
And I've heard some posters on Netscape claim that God doesn't exist. For shame! What better evidence do you need?
Though I'm planning to rent out half of the rooms and all of the turrets so if you've ever wanted to live in a turret now is the time to say something.
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What a great spot for a bed & breakfast.
Could Osama Bin Laden be hiding out there?
can anyone say..... "TOGA PARTY"